The Cheating Wife
MAN comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”
Mistress Definition
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
Letter to Santa
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
Question: “Do you know who are the best couple in the world?”
Answer: “Smile & Tears” Rarely do they meet, but if they meet it will be the most gorgeous moment ever!”
1. Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2. Its important to have a woman who can make u laugh.
3. Its important to have a woman who u can trust & doesn’t lie.
4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with u.
5. Its very, very important that these four women don’t know each other
Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant
Husband asks his wife, “Do you know the meaning of WIFE?? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!”
Wife replies, “No, it means, With Idiot For Ever !!!”
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.
