The Cheating Wife
MAN comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”
Mistress Definition
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
Letter to Santa
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
