Three Adult Jokes of The Day

December 9th, 2009 by Funny anonymous No comments »

The Cheating Wife

MAN comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”

Mistress Definition

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Letter to Santa

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”

Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”

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Boy Discovers Puberty

November 17th, 2009 by Funny anonymous 1 comment »

There comes a point in every boy’s life when he discovers puberty and shows interest to girls for the first time. This picture captures exactly that moment in this boy’s life.

little_boy_just_hit_puberty

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The difference between men and women

November 15th, 2009 by Funny anonymous No comments »

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

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Old Lady Getting It From A Dog Hard

November 11th, 2009 by Funny anonymous No comments »

When Animals Attack! This dog needs to be castrated or at least leashed. For some reason, the old lady didn’t really mind all this attention. Beware! This dog humps really hard and really fast.

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Hilarious Shocking Cat Reaction

November 4th, 2009 by Funny anonymous No comments »

The cat in the front is shocked to see the other two cats having sex in the background. Look at his funny expression. Jealous? Shocked? Angry? So much raw emotion.

Cat_Shocking_Orgy

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