The Cheating Wife
MAN comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”
Mistress Definition
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
Letter to Santa
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
There comes a point in every boy’s life when he discovers puberty and shows interest to girls for the first time. This picture captures exactly that moment in this boy’s life.
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.
When Animals Attack! This dog needs to be castrated or at least leashed. For some reason, the old lady didn’t really mind all this attention. Beware! This dog humps really hard and really fast.
The cat in the front is shocked to see the other two cats having sex in the background. Look at his funny expression. Jealous? Shocked? Angry? So much raw emotion.
